My Availability Is Theoretical. T-Shirt

Perfect for anyone juggling too much with just enough sarcasm to survive it, the My Availability Is Theoretical. tee delivers dry humor in a clean, minimalist design. It is the kind of shirt that says exactly what your calendar, inbox, and group chat have been trying to tell people all along.

Printed in bold white lettering on a classic black tee, this shirt is simple, modern, and instantly relatable. Great for office humor, remote work life, introverts, overbooked professionals, and anyone whose free time exists mostly in theory.

Why people love it:

• Smart, relatable sarcastic humor

• Clean minimalist black-and-white design

• Easy-to-style everyday graphic tee

• Great gift for coworkers, busy friends, and humor lovers

Perfect for:
Work-from-home days, office wear, casual weekends, coffee runs, burnout humor, and anyone with a packed schedule and a sense of humor.

The Bella + Canvas Unisex Heather Black Round Neck T-Shirt offers comfort and style. Crafted from a blend of airlume combed and ring-spun cotton with polyester, pre-shrunk fabric, and side-seaming for durability.

Shipping only available within the USA via USPS only.